Why did god create Eve?

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the
garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate
and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf
when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist, or
haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage
on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be
able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he
left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when
God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that!”

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Heinrich Heine – Adam der Erste

Du schicktest mit dem Flammenschwert

Den himmlischen Gendarmen,

Und jagtest mich aus dem Paradies,

Ganz ohne Recht und Erbarmen!

Ich ziehe fort mit meiner Frau

Nach andren Erdenländern;

Doch daß ich genossen des Wissens Frucht,

Das kannst du nicht mehr ändern.

Du kannst nicht ändern, daß ich weiß,

Wie sehr du klein und nichtig,

Und machst du dich auch noch…

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